“The Cat in The Hat and a Shiny Brown Coat” by Adam de la Mare. So you’re stuck on a ship 
Deep in the black
There’s nothing to do
And there’s no turning back.
Well Jayne knows a game 
And it’s really quite fun
It requires some rope
…And grenades…and a gun
Play time with Jayne
Is always a hoot
Especially if 
You get away with the loot
For the fans of Doc Seuss 
And the Browncoat elite
Comes this spiffy new shirt where parodies meet
With a shiny brown coat 
And a real cunning hat
The Hero of Canton meets the Cat in the HatAvailable from RedBubble. “The Cat in The Hat and a Shiny Brown Coat” by Adam de la Mare. So you’re stuck on a ship 
Deep in the black
There’s nothing to do
And there’s no turning back.
Well Jayne knows a game 
And it’s really quite fun
It requires some rope
…And grenades…and a gun
Play time with Jayne
Is always a hoot
Especially if 
You get away with the loot
For the fans of Doc Seuss 
And the Browncoat elite
Comes this spiffy new shirt where parodies meet
With a shiny brown coat 
And a real cunning hat
The Hero of Canton meets the Cat in the HatAvailable from RedBubble.

The Cat in The Hat and a Shiny Brown Coat by Adam de la Mare.

So you’re stuck on a ship

Deep in the black

There’s nothing to do

And there’s no turning back.

Well Jayne knows a game

And it’s really quite fun

It requires some rope

…And grenades…and a gun

Play time with Jayne

Is always a hoot

Especially if

You get away with the loot

For the fans of Doc Seuss

And the Browncoat elite

Comes this spiffy new shirt where parodies meet

With a shiny brown coat

And a real cunning hat

The Hero of Canton meets the Cat in the Hat

Available from RedBubble.

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